I'm Superwoman Bitches

personalititties:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Omfg

(via freezemoments)

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

(Source: heyfunniest, via disco-heartss)

jaclcfrost:

but if a playground doesn’t have swings is it really even a playground. or is it just. a disappointment

(via ever-so-shy)

sorry:

shopping for clothes would be a lot more fun if i had a thinner body and a fatter wallet

(Source: sorry, via ever-so-shy)

myheadhurtsbadly:

My house was was being infiltrated by pink so I went outside to find out why.

My jaw dropped.

This is why we are so small in the grand scheme of things.

(via freezemoments)

I would have stayed if it meant
talking to you on those wooden stairs all night
I’d have slapped mosquitos away
and listened to you compare yourself to your father
until the sky grew pink

If only you knew how much I meant it
when I assured you of your talent
your wit
your possibility
I should have pretended I’d drank more
and kissed you on that couch
made a fool of myself again
just so you could taste how much I think of you

You can do great things
Things that will cause your father to
scratch his beard and ask for more details
Things greater than the small town you grew up in
I just wish you’d do them with me

Greater than the town you grew up in, by Lora Mathis   (via mistress0fthemoon)

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