I'm Superwoman Bitches

first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show

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wilwheaton:

I really hope Yahoo doesn’t fuck up Tumblr like it’s fucked up … well, every single thing it’s ever touched in the history of the universe.

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positivemilk:

But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card

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mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

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uhhhthena:

ppeebee:

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

i’d have 6 free donuts.

I’m gonna steal my friend’s report cards.

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vriskezi:

emissary-of-wind:

vriskezi:

the only word in the entire french language is baguette

Mensonges et calomnies, ma jeune amie, le français est une langue riche, et ce particulièrement dans le domaine culinaire !

*baguette

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• Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo

macarena-of-time:

“you can use your notes on the test”

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